DOG QUOTES
"There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good. You come home, they're thrilled to see you. They're good for the ego." -Janet Schnellman
"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."
-Anonymous
"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."
-Samuel Butler
"A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it."
-Helen Thomson
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."
-Billings
"No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich."
-Louis Sabin
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-Andrew A.
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."
- unknown
"Every dog must have his day."
-Jonathan Swift
"Every child who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly."
-Anonymous
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic."
-Henry Ward 
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
-Roger Caras
"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either." -Unknown
"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."
-Bonnie Wilcox
"The more people I meet the more I like my dog"
-Unknown
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."
-Edward Hoagland
"I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother."
-Bonnie Schacter
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -Josh Billings
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about little puppies." -Gene Hill
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
-Charles Schulz
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben Williams
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear."
-Dave Barry
"The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals."
-James Thurber
"To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs."
-Aldous Huxley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-Sue Murphy
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends."
-Alexander Pope
"Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs."
-Martha Scott
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile."
-Richard A.
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
-Max Eastman
"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."
-Maeterlinck
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does."
-Christopher Morley
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog."
-George Graham
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
-John Steinbeck
"No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog."
-Stanley Leinwoll
"I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog."
-James Thurber
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful."
-Ann Landers
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue"
-Anonymous
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog."
-Konrad Lorenz
"A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk."
-O. A.
"A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well - almost." -Charlotte Gray
"A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa." -Anonymous
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." -Franklin P.
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect." -W.R. Koehler
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people." -Julia Glass
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty heart"
-Kate
"A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"
-Judy Desmond
"A good dog deserves a good home."
-Proverb
"A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him."
-Anonymous
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
-Mark Twain
"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman."
-Anonymous
"There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it."
-Anonymous
"It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk." -Anonymous
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement" -Snoopy
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read"
-Groucho Marx
"A dog is nothing but a furry person."
-Anonymous
"A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark."
-Anonymous
"Dogs teach us a very important lesson in life: The mail man is not to be trusted"
-Sian Ford
"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours." -Anonymous
"I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"You can't keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate dog." -Anonymous
"The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people." -Daniel Pinkwater
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative." -Unknown
"(most) Dogs have a better life than you. If you think about it your waiting on them hand a foot." - Anonymous
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." -Roger Caras
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"
-Theodorus Gaza
"A good dog never dies, he always stays, he walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his head within our hand in his old way."
- Anonymous
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." - Unknown
